Canada is going to be part of the US?

I'm Canadian (a white Canadian from BC if anyone's interested) and I think Canada being part of Merica would be AWESOME!

This laughable "country" we call Canada is absurd. What have we given the world apart from racism, the KKK, poor education, obesity, big fat feminist women, homosexuality, poverty, maple syrup, Justin Bieber, and cavemen on ice skates?

Merica is full of culture. It's got Harvard, UCLA, country music, freedom, cheeseburgers, pizza, hot dogs, baseball, touch football, the 4th of July, Metallica, Jay Z and Trump.

I never say I'm Canadian when I travel to Europe, and I always put an American flag on my backpack, to avoid getting punched in the nose by the locals. If i tell them I'm American, they hug me and treat me like a long lost brother. Everybody hates Canadians and that's a fact!

So bring on the 63 US states! DC beats Ottawa anyhow!