A space elevator would be amazing, but we don't have any materials strong enough yet to withstand the atmospheric sheer ... or a way to grab and pilot an asteroid anchor into orbit .. yet.
For those who haven't read it, it's a really good series.
http://www.ruanyifeng.com/calvino/2007/07/ch_1_the_distance_...
> At worst, your hands and the surface of the pole will both be converted into exciting new forms of matter.
Also this situation occurs in similar form but smaller scale in RAMA I.
So we're supposedly in a fragile enough emotional equilibrium that we can't cope with clickbait titles, but obscure poetic titles are OK because... maybe because this is about elitism and intellectual snobbery, not about saving the user having to click to find out what the article is about?
Also, once you've stopped it, it would probably fall towards the Earth, because it is not at the right altitude to stay in geostationary orbit. That would be extremely bad.
What good does an eclipse if the Sun is all around? Or rather, we can commemorate that we'll have half a day long solar eclipses all year long.