Now, saner developers might tell you that Lambda is stateless and you can't use it to store data. You and I know those people just lack strength of character. Remember: if Lambda functions don't solve your problem, you're not using enough of them.
"Lambda is a very specific kind of hammer that's extremely good at hammering a very specific kind of nail."
Wise and funny, at the same time.
Hahahahahahahahahahah
Mine too. Thanks for the chuckle