Lol, you forgot to mention buying ones for family and friends, like Matt Carriker of offtheranch channel.
I agree free market (with certain safeguards) is usually the best path for a society to sustain itself and prosper.
But I feel private equity firms are definitely not good for a free market to sustain itself. And yet they and their lobbyists will insist free market is the best for our society, use that line to prevent any regulations over what they do.