Once, in the functional programming rabbit-hole, a coworker advocated for a hypothetical Indian food truck named Haskell's Curry.
And when I was studying propositional logic I certainly wouldn't have said no to a side of De Morgan's ColesLaw.
It's an endless source of entertaining ideas. "Moscow Mueller", "Manafort on the Rocks", "Cohen Kvass". Or you can go for drinks that are flavored after their namesakes: dry, sweet, bitter, sour.
Park it in front of Trump Tower on central park, and Instagram fame would be instantaneous! Feel free to steal my idea.
A series of disasters hits the restaurant before its ultimately opening (fire, pests, etc) and the respondents (exterminator,etc.) has a new, funny name each time. Also, the neighboring stores' names vary in funny ways.
Ages ago, in the age of Usenet, I had a huge collection of such bits (plus quotes of others) for use in .signature files.
Gyros and Villains
Spaghett-about-it
Hmm, where have I possibley seen this before? :)