I assumed OP felt that the background UI's fictional butler (a metaphor) is what offended them so I asked why this was the case. Many downvotes ensued.
Any one click can be a gateway into a one million miles deep rabbithole of unbridled mediocrity and brokenness.
Its badly laid out, inconsistent and worst of all lazy loading. So its not like you click a button and everything displays.
No, you click a button and wait 1.5 seconds whilst everything jiggles about.