Pepsi's Nonsensical Logo Redesign Document: $1M for This?
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It's like the Apple document for their logo redesign that showed that it was really something like 37 distinct circles placed in mathematically-relevant positions.[1] Yeah, no.
[1] https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2013/05/17/does-the-apple...
The new logo itself looked like a vintage airliner logo. I kind of see the one in my mind's eye but cannot quite place it. Googled for it but couldn't find it.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Tailfin_...
But man, this Pepsi logo presentation reeks of ill-informed executives drinking the branding coolaid to fix the company image. There cannot be any other explanation. This logo was presented to executives at Pepsi Co and was approved by them. How did they not realize the amount of bullshit in that presentation, it’s truly perplexing.
Next are the issues highlighted. The document is apparently large so we have no idea of the context or what else was said. While on the surface it sounds screwy (and probably is) the outtake is clearly presented in a way to show the most interesting angle to grab attention.
[1] I am also reminded of military contracts with the $100,000 hammer the story then details how the same hammer would cost $5 at home depot and nothing else as far as why the hammer is priced at $100,000 (and there are reasons I say that as someone who has bid and worked on military contracts).
The original briefing is only 27 pages long -- including a lot of whitespace -- and the bits excerpted in the article are representative. It's full of bizarre, grandiose comparisons to popular icons of art history like the Mona Lisa, the Parthenon, and the golden ratio, or to emoji, or to pop science concepts like "gravitational pull" and "energy fields". About a third of the entire document is pages with ellipses and lines drawn over historical Pepsi logos, ostensibly an analysis of the "perimeter oscillations" of those logos. (The term "perimeter oscillations" is unique to this document, not a real design term.) The overall impression the document gives is that the authors must have been high as a kite while writing it.
There is exactly one sensible page in the entire document, which appears near the end. It's a proposal for a color scheme to be used for different Pepsi products.
$333333/9 gives $37037 per page
$37037/30 (assuming a generous 30 clicks to assemble the page) gives $1234.56 per mouse click
Nice work if you can get it - I suspect their facial expressions on submitting the invoice resembled one of the smiley faces on page 23.
https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell...
Thats the one.