I think the punch line is that the last dude doesn't exist
I have only ever worked for people that take this attitude, and now that I lead my own team, I am sure to make this clear to them too.
Hi I exist
"hi, I exist", said the manager who still exerts pressure on developers to work overtime with compressed project timelines and explicit and implicit pressures but pays lip service to healthy living.
More of a koan than a joke.
Here's one: "...yeah, they all wear golden handcuffs :)"