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Unfortunately, but understandably, there are no worches and zits, they have already been destroyed earlier: https://english.lem.pl/works/novels/the-cyberiad/146-how-the...

Lots of this has been done in language, like the Rockwell Retro Encabulator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w) and Plumbus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE)

Sounds like the industrial piping mumbo-jumbo in The Patriot[1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_(TV_series)

The song "Prisencolinensinainciusol" has a similar effect: it's meant to sound exactly like American English to non-native speakers, but is actually just gibberish. Works amazingly well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8

All mostly made of plastic.