Therefore, the wallets should be stored GPG encrypted in some published location. After the hacker has successfully penetrated and retrieved the file, they need to publish a "how I did it" document along with the hash of the GPG encrypted wallet.
Once devs have confirmed the vulnerabilities exist, they respond with the passphrase to decrypt the wallet.
You still need some trust that private keys to given wallet are on the server, but apart from that, when you know there's $10,000 dollars on the server for anybody who can access it, it says something about how secure this machine is.
Plus you get instant notification when the server is compromised. Not every hacker is kind enough to let you know.
Just please don't take the other valuables and ... oh yeah, please don't mess with any of my family members and maybe please let's try to keep it at no more than one hundred people trying at the same time b/c otherwise things might get out of hand.