This is post is little more than link bait (and I guess I'm falling for it by commenting).
I am currently managing a system that serves over 100,000 DNS queries per second, each of which is dynamically evaluated as to how we respond to it. And each of which is logged, amounting to over 7,000,000,000 log lines a day, all which get processed, parsed and in many cases handed over to a database store. Yep, we're dealing with BILLIONS of rows of MySQL per day.
Hey thanks for OpenDNS by the way, I'm a long time user, and I love it.