Wow... Just... Wow...
Dudes, really. Save your money for ramen noodles and start hanging out at other Hacker News meetups[1].
Or, better yet, move to Silicon Valley, start attending meetups[2] and startup events[3]. Make a point of handing out business cards and asking people out for coffee. I can guarantee that within a year you'll become friends with any number of entrepreneurs who will give you similar or better advice for the price of a beer.
Hell, if you move out here, come to a Hackers and Founders event, I'll buy you a beer.
By the way, we're probably going to be turning Hackers and Founders into a non profit, because I feel like it's wrong to try make a quick buck off of hackers who are eating ramen noodles and trying to get a startup off the ground. YMMV
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ref:
[1] https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AmQExXr67OcTdDBZZl9...