Google Buying Groupon is a Flawed Idea
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Groupon should want to get out of this market, it's a race to the bottom, the days of skimming 50% off the top are going away as services like LivingSocial, GiltCity, and a billion other knock offs drive profit margins lower and lower.
Groupon recently launched their Merchant Center ( http://www.groupon.com/merchants/welcome ), which seems right up Google's alley. This kind of self-service, low-margin, high-volume, set-up is the kind of thing that Google has the scale to completely dominate. I think Groupon's brand + Google's Scale could equal profit, and if Big G is looking at that this deal might make sense after all.
If you've been following Google, then you know they are no stranger to acquiring existing products. And as far as I can tell, their business isn't going down the tubes.
Would buying Groupon and running it independently like Zappos and Woot for Amazon somehow keep Google out of the eyes of regulators in a way starting a clone wouldn't?
Buying Groupon, especially at the rumored prices, is a weak move. Incidentally, I signed up for the service and unsubscribed after two days. It's of zero interest to me to have irrelevant garbage deals pushed at me, so maybe I am missing some key spam/bacn tolerance level needed to grok it.
Out of curiosity, what do you have to support the claim that google has become this slow-moving monolith (yes, I'm paraphrasing) other than random articles from tech media? If you have first-hand knowledge I'd love to hear it because google is still a great company to work for in my eyes and I'd like to hear the opposite view.
A software startup only takes 1-4 decent people to get off the ground, and sometimes it doesn't take a heck of a lot more beyond that to scale it up. Now compare that to Google's 22,000. Yes lots of hard-core optimizing of hardware and software going on there, which I respect. But most of them are just polishing corners on Google's legacy products/services, and minding the store, not creating or bringing a fundamentally new and distinct product or service to the market.
Also, based on everything I've seen, I think Google hires mostly for highly academic engineering-focused types -- not entrepreneurs and not highly creative types. They mostly get those kinds only through acquisitions (or acqui-hire, as some have called it) lately, not hiring. This is my impression from afar anyway.
It's crazy how quickly the meme that "google is losing it/becoming a slow giant bureaucracy" has taken hold in the recent past...
I propose we form a working party to thrash out a draft proposal for such a process, to circulated to all the relevant stakeholders in due season.
They are a cash machine, which, sitting idle in the bank will invite ire from investors. If they invest in something, they will still get hell, since, there is a valuation bubble and anything worth picking up will wind up with them overpaying for it.
In Google's case there is little that they can pick up in their core domain - they already slurp up most of the decent emerging talent related to search even as their dissertations are being drafted. The online domain has very few companies that even justify a billion dollar valuation even in adjacent domains that Google makes its living off.
p.s: I'd love to have this problem.
The Groupon model is reproducible, esp. by Google, who has an army of sales reps. But the brand isn't, and I can't help but think Google wants badly to keep it out of someone else's hands.
There will be a lot of money to be made through the Groupon model for a long time to come, and I can understand Google hating the idea of fighting for brand recognition against Groupon should it get in the hands of Microsoft or Yahoo.
I'm guessing, of course, but the Groupon brand is f###ing golden.
I'd be curious to know the percentage of new repeating customers that businesses attract after a Groupon deal. Attracting deal seekers is very different from attracting someone who will repeat long term.
As Eric Ries has broken down, as long as the e-commerce world is sufficiently fragmented, users will prefer an intermediary like Google to help them find the right product or merchant. This deal, if it went through, is a step by Google in keeping e-commerce fragmented.