As bad as some aspects of PHP were, making it so trivial to install and make available on a server was a brilliant move that lots of languages could still learn from today.
If you have a project you want to become popular putting real work in to the initial onboarding is vital.
Of course, I don’t run it like this in production (to refresh the production app I have to go to "/reload" from a certain IP address and be logged into the admin account).
Don’t worry: the “old ways” are still here, even if no longer mainstream.
[0]: http://wiki.call-cc.org/eggref/5/awful#a-hello-world-example
[1]: http://wiki.call-cc.org/eggref/5/awful#reload-applications-c...
https://www.ruby-lang.org/en/about/
"Ruby is a language of careful balance. Its creator, Yukihiro “Matz” Matsumoto, blended parts of his favorite languages (Perl, Smalltalk, Eiffel, Ada, and Lisp) ..."
https://perl.apache.org/docs/1.0/guide/performance.html#Memo...
Perl also looks like line noise, which makes it hard to read.
PHP also won because you can take a .html file add <?=$x+1?> and it's a valid PHP program. Perl was harder.