When I arrived, his first words to me "I think we both know why you're here." I didn't.
He explained that he had run my paper through a plagiarism detector, and it had come back as a 100% match with a paper turned into a university in another state. I was rather dumbfounded because I had researched and written the paper entirely on my own.
We quickly came to an impasse, because he had faith in this rather damning score from the plagiarism detector, and I obviously was quite sure I had in fact written the paper myself.
As I left the office and began gearing up for a battle with the Office of Academic Integrity, I got another email from him profusely apologizing and telling me he had run the paper through the same plagiarism detector again and it had come back clean.
I'm really glad I didn't have to fight that fight, but I got awful close. My theory is that there was some problem during the upload, and it just checked an empty document against another empty document and found they matched exactly, but I'll never know.