So Viacom purchasing ad space on a video billboard in Times Square to push the 10 year old drag queen kid named Desmond, fits your version(definition) of conservative?
We detached this subthread from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19472718 and marked it off-topic.
In any case, what's wrong with ten year old drag queens? That sounds no worse than any typical beauty pageant and probably a lot more fun.
Too many girls are forced to into "normal" beauty pageants. Maybe you should focus your aggression that way.
That's why I let my child eat his own volume in cotton candy.