I worked in a media agency once where an account manager who could barely do a simple calculation in Excel rebranded himself as a "lover of data". All he did was play office politics. We nicknamed him unicorn. It was a nice way to describe a creature with a thin rod sticking out of its head.
He was such a leech in that he was full of incorrectly used buzzwords, overpromising, and overselling (he had a habit of present non-significant analysis as facts). The very idea of statistical confidence was a mystery to him.
Because he played the politics game well, he did reasonably well and ran a few projects. Every single one of those turned out to be a giant white elephant to the clients.