Applets, JavaBeans, and CORBA. What a loss.
> Besides being owned by Oracle, which is enough of a reason to never use Java ever again,
That stopped being an issue years ago. OpenJDK is a thing, you know?
> Java on the web is dead,
I don't think you have any idea about the hundreds of millions of lines of Java that power the web as you know it today.
The rest of your post is filled with equally uninformed claims but I'm going to stop here.