/me off to test...
update: Would be nastier if it forked cpux2 times or something at startup. My test server is running fine for 15 minutes with it active. A bit slow, but still responsive and accepting new SSH connections. Server is Centos 5.5 with 2.6.18-194.26.1.el5
Proc net unix seems stable as below, maybe slowly growing now.
[root@xenpig net]# cat /proc/net/unix | wc -l
153406
I have kill -9 that process several times though, and it ain't dying, so that is an issue.