Yahoo, Microsoft Back At The Table
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The main argument for this acquisition seems to be "to compete with google", which further seems to boil down to "to compete with adsense".
Why then can't MS and yahoo just do a joint venture ad network to compete with adsense instead of MS trying to swallow yahoo whole?
My only "answer" is that MS a) has too much cash they need to get rid of (fast?), and b) doesn't realize that some people find them as repugnant as the proverbial creepy child-molesting uncle.
Bill could hang out on the sidewalk in front of Yahoo and hand out a billion bucks (total) in hiring bonuses to people who know how to spell "Java," and it'd be far, far cheaper.
Both these CEOs are dead. The only life left in them is the natural processes that result in shutting down and turning into fossils. Vista was like when a person dies and shits their pants, and this yahoo takeover is like the aggressive erection the embalmer has to deal with before they can replace the blood with embalming fluid, show the body off one more time, and put it in the ground..
Interesting analogy. Are there any cases of #2 and #3 in an industry merging and taking over from the #1?
I can't think of any offhand.
I can't think of any, but I would imagine there are cases. There is no way this hybrid frakenstein beast would be one of them though.