I really can't understand this common trope of "Austin traffic is bad" (much less the worst you've ever seen, wow!). If you've lived anywhere like LA or NYC, that's bad traffic. Traffic during rush hour is expected. I've never seen a midnight traffic jam in Austin in my 6 years of living here. That was a daily occurrence in LA.
> is geographically lame (you don't get to claim the hill country, and no, barton springs doesn't count either)
Why does the Hill Country not count as amazing geography? It's gorgeous, by any definition.
> It's hot as hell
As for the heat, I grew up in Miami. Austin has nothing on Miami summers. Even NYC, for that matter, is less comfortable in the summer than Austin is.