A real Canadian version is the following:
- You've got a backpain? Here is your ibuprofen peal.
- But I have very severe back pain.
- Here is your bigger ibuprofen peal, come back in 6 month to see the specialist.
6 month later in US:
- Congratulations, you've got cancer.
3 years and more than $1M in bills later:
- This is the end.