Putting on my black hat for a minute, it seems that LoRaWAN would be a great way to further "improve" these little pests. GSM is going to leave records that are a subpoena away, with LoRa you control the base station, it claims miles of urban range, and it's spread spectrum so the signal source can't easily be traced. Uses next to no power when not transmitting.
Also, I wonder if there would be a way to enclose virtually all of the pump in metal so that the card reader would be RF shielded and removing the shielding would cause a noticeable change in appearance.