The formula for success

The advice may or may not be good, but those pseudo-formula always make me cringe. (At least they used multiplication and not addition, that way they can wiggle out of questions of units/dimensions much easier.)

If you marry, you will regret it; if you do not marry, you will also regret it; if you marry or if you do not marry, you will regret both; whether you marry or you do not marry, you will regret both. Laugh at the world's follies, you will regret it; weep over them, you will also regret it; if you laugh at the world's follies or if you weep over them, you will regret both; whether you laugh at the world's follies or you weep over them, you will regret both. Believe a girl, you will regret it; if you do not believe her, you will also regret it; if you believe a girl or you do not believe her, you will regret both; whether you believe a girl or you do not believe her, you will regret both. If you hang yourself, you will regret it; if you do not hang yourself, you will regret it; if you hang yourself or you do not hang yourself, you will regret both; whether you hang yourself or you do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the sum of all practical wisdom.

            --Søren Kierkegaard, Either/Or

Don't forget to rinse,

These "formulas" don't amount to much, but clever hindsight.I like the burst of inspiration from reading something like this, but it's a generalization.