I don't think people know that their fob has metal key and the car has a metal lock generally behind the door handle that you can slide in and open normally.
If you hold the dead fob against the little key symbol on the steering column it'll power the fob by induction and you'll be able to start the car.
You're right, older fobs that just do keyless entry may not be able to start the car though.
The poster a couple levels up said people where paying full towing price to have cars moved 5m. If you can put the car in neutral you should be able to push it that far yourself.
The main problem would be having a locked driving wheel (common in France), which may make pushing it 5 meters away impractical/impossible without lifting the front wheels.