The hell is with the title? I hope someone at The Register got DESTROYED over this ABOMINATION of an article title.
El Reg has always combined intentionally tabloid headlines, by way of satire, with mostly decent reporting. Whilst tabloid they're generally accurate. Someone might get booted over an abomination of a headline, but not destroyed.
It's part of the appeal.
I've had to edit the title in El'Reg style because the original title was too long "Furious Apple revokes Facebook's enty app cert after Zuck's crew abused it to slurp private data"
There's really no need to destroy anyone over it. There are worse things in the world to get mad about.