I love the top comment: "Pretty sure It's Office 361 at this point"
Maybe they're just fans of Paul Simon[1]:
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you write me
You can call me Al
[1]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bAhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-08-23/microsoft...
That theory breaks on Windows though. Is Microsoft a MacOS shop?
Nadella used an iphone secretly for a long time and then openly and then finally killed Windows Phone.
https://office365.uservoice.com/forums/273493-office-365-adm...
It's a complete shitshow.
Less (immediate?) satisfaction but people seem to live longer.