You might be a programmer if...
...you laugh at this joke:
A Programmer's wife sends him to the store telling him: "Honey, pick up two loaves of bread. And if they have fresh eggs, get a dozen."
An hour later he returns home with 12 loaves of bread.
A Programmer's wife sends him to the store telling him: "Honey, pick up two loaves of bread. And if they have fresh eggs, get a dozen."
An hour later he returns home with 12 loaves of bread.
bread = 2
if eggs == "fresh":
bread = 12