Should we do a quiz test about which one of us knows C best?

Rest assured, except for the C11 changes to the standard, I do know C pretty well.

I majored in systems programing with focus on distributed computing, graphics and compiler design, so I got to use it a lot, and even teach it to first grade students.

My first job was writing server secure code across Aix, HP-UX, Solaris, Windows NT/2000.

So what about that quiz?