I agree with some of your comment but I wanted to reply to one part I take issue with.
> Please remain skeptical, hacker news.
Sure, but please don't be the binary-kind of skeptic, the kind that believes that things are either causative or not causative and that everything in between is just "correlated" and that we somehow need to find out what the real causative thing is, and until then, we will not accept anything, until we have the smoking gun. That somehow we have must keep living in denial and ignore growing mountains of evidence because it's "murky" until it finally clicks over into "proven" and we change our minds.
I don't think this article is as bullish on the idea as you might imagine. If anything, such articles should stretch our imagination as to what could be causing and contributing to Alzheimer's and other brain diseases. Like heart disease, it is likely that Alzheimer's as we understand it has a number of symptoms and causative factors that might be affected by thousands of variables. Just discounting whole lines of research this way is binary thinking.
Kudos on those who did the Vitamin D study. But if we're constantly seeking a shocking repudiation or proof of every possible idea, the kind of slam-dunk that goes up in lights and earns everyone backslaps and Nobel prizes, we're already on the wrong mental track, IMHO.
And all of this is not to give license to true believers who catch on an idea based on the thinnest of evidence. IMO skepticism and conspiracy-theory-mindedness are on opposite ends of the same spectrum, and both are close-minded in fairly damaging ways.