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Best part is the text in the LEGAL document:

# Legal information My lawyer tells me I am allowed to smack anyone saying this program is illegal with a flyswatter.

So he’s allowed to smack flyswatter-owning people who say it’s illegal? Awesome, I don’t own a flyswatter!

Isn’t English grand?

No, they have to say that it's illegal by using their flyswatter.

However, that makes you safe anyway :P