True story. I forget where, but I assume they just didn't bother to test it on anything but a Macbook trackpad.
I'm still waiting!
For the OP (who I'm assuming also owns the blog since the names are the same...): For the love of god - Do not fuck with my control of the browser.
I don't want passengers in my car screwing with my mirrors. I don't want sites in my browser screwing with my input.
Which is why I hate automatic pagination unless some sort of anchor or direct URL to a section is made (prominently) available.
It's like saying a real engineer builds their own blog. I wouldn't waste a single second of my life doing so, and the money I'm willing to spend on it reflects that as well. It comes off as petty, to me, to judge someone on this.
For example, I'm paid $100k/year to build scalable servers, not my cheap Wordpress blog.