I know how you feel and have followed crypto from the beginning, never willing to risk more than a few hundred quid. I think the main difference in how i feel about crypto vs fiat government issued currency is two fold: inability to pay taxes with it, instability in price that prevents a quick cashout on a greasy day. I'd rather buy a rolex or gold bullion if I'm going to long term gamble with throw away money, and I find stock and mutual fund charts more entertaining as far as a research heavy hobby that might net some extra pounds, for real investment I turn to index funds.