A key word missing from the HN title is "most." Most door-close buttons don't work, most pedestrian walkways buttons don't work, but some do, and it's very easy to test which ones do.
They aren't all placebos.
They aren't all placebos.
So, let's say your tired, or really drunk at say midnight. You wait at the light waiting to cross a major road. You see the light count down from 14 or whatever down to 0... and then it stays red! It just starts a whole new traffic cycle until some car comes along, or you remember to hit the damn button.
Worse design ever. Drunk icegreentea has probably tried to rip disassemble one of those boxes with trusty multitool more than once.
Incidentally, I worked in a building this summer with a working door-close button in the elevator, and it was immensely satisfying.