Obviously one of us is misunderstanding something fundamental here. I can't think of a single plausible "innocent" interpretation of that. While it's not particularly detailed, every single reasonable interpretation seems to me to be "Yep, send the guy to jail, register him on a sex offender list".

Be assured if you ever do anything that was described that way to any female friend of mine, even if "written for maximum effect", I'll _strongly_ be encouraging them to do what is needed to have you locked up.

You can argue if you want that the girl is outright lying, but as described the guy is a criminal and needs to be held responsible for his actions.

I'm struggling with all the empathy I can muster up to understand your point of view, and I honestly can't work out how you could _possibly_ condone the guys actions for any possible interpretation of the words in the original blog post.