Anyone Need a Ruby on Rails or Lisp Developer?

Brief bit of backstory: Was working for AMEX publishing, father got horridly sick, moved back to Michigan to make sure things were good. It's been a few months since then and well, I can only toy with so many ideas before I get bored and boredom has struck.

I am now back to looking for a gig, and since I don't have the Twitter followers I did at one time (Killed my old account as the signal to noise ratio was getting a bit high for my taste) I can't just tweet that I am looking for a gig and get like 3 DMs in a couple of hours. Basically, Ruby for almost 10 years now, Rails for 5 or so, Lisp for about 10 and Javascript seriously for about 3-4 (Mostly jQuery, but I have worked with a few other frameworks as well as straight JS). I have dealt with traffic as high as 150million uniques with 50,000 active users at a time, and dealt with databases that required 20-30 table joins (Don't ask) to get data back.

As I said, in Michigan now but have nothing stopping me from moving (Dad is in good shape, and my lease has run out). Will relocate for a good opportunity, and in fact will do so at my own cost.