This also happened to coincide with them receiving a notice of a $50/month increase on their bill from CenturyLink, as well as my SO giving them a Roku for the holidays and setting them up with streaming services, which they got lots of practice using in the two whole days the cable TV didn't work.
Guess who's cutting the cord and switching to Internet-only service from Verizon FIOS at a much cheaper rate now?
This is what happens when you treat IT like a cost center and don't provide the necessary funds to tackle technical debt and keep your services up and running: You get huge costly outages revealing your basic incompetence and customers fleeing to superior competitors forever.