I agree with the spirit of what you're saying. Too often I've seen folks on HN dismiss languages because they didn't have features X or Y, usually with a condescending "maybe this language's creators should read some PL theory". I remember circa 2013 or 2014, it became impossible to read threads related to Go because the entire thread would always be "a Real Language(TM) needs Generics". Look at the success Go has seen in the last decade while doing the opposite of what HN thought was correct.

That said, there do exist useful products written in Haskell. For example, Facebook writes a lot of spam fighting code in Haskell. https://code.fb.com/security/fighting-spam-with-haskell/