>it's not hard, or all that capital- or even labor-intensive.
Yes its not difficult but if it is not capital intensive, it will most certainly be labor intensive. Printed through a digital copier, collated, perfect bound and trimmed in one process is not the issue. Having it done "ultra cheap one-off" is and any printer small or large will tell you the same.
The idea seems simple but no one is willing to do this for free or at a loss.