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Simplify your life by moving your microwave to your bedroom, setting it to cook on the lowest setting for 6 hours when you go to bed ;)

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That's unhealthy, you really need more than six hours of sleep.

As someone who does need 8 hours I can't help but be jealous of those who function on 6. If I only get 6 hours of sleep I can't even see straight all day.

>I can't help but be jealous of those who function on 6.

Don't be. Hell I can "function" with my shoes tied together.

I can "function" with some marijuana and some whiskey in my system.

I can "function" on 4 hours of sleep. It's an awful day and I'm more rude and impatient, but if I did it for years I'd be telling people I can fully function on 4 hours with no negative side effects.

Shower-thought: Maybe the problem to many people being assholes is just not getting enough sleep?

I get like 8-9 hours of sleep and I’m still an asshole

This is absolutely the case for many (though not all).

Now notice that the current US President has been severely sleep deprived every day for decades.

I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me!

I think most, if not all, microwaves are limited to 99 minutes and 99 seconds run time...

Most microwaves have a timer function, so program that and run it for 1 second: Ding!

It even acts as a white noise machine as a free bonus.

And a humidifier if you put a big bowl of water in it.

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