AUDITOR: So that's how you store these visits... wait, why are the values next to the URLs so... strange?

ALICE: Column A is the URL. Column B is just a token we use to ensure it's a valid entry, and it's the default sort. As you can see, it's gibberish. No personally identifiable information.

JANE: We deriv...

[JAKE hits JANE with his elbow, discreetly]

JAKE: We derive great pleasure from helping people connect with each other, is what Jane's saying. And that's something we truly believe in.