I want to upvote you for your concern about microplastics, but my rule is to downvote people who complain about voting.

Good point.

There's plastic free glitter[0], which I've seen used at environmentally considerate festivals. He should use that for his pranks.

I hope campaigns against single use plastic become more mainstream soon, and that will not happen without it being talked about more, so thanks for raising the point.

[0]: https://www.ecoglitterfun.com/the-eco-bit

Feature request: replace glitter with indelible ink to eliminate microplastic pollution.

You have no idea what the fuck that glitter is made of in the video. Don't assume.

And for the love of god, do not start comments out with "I know i'm going to get downvoted for this"

I flagged you just for that.

I think, of course depending on country, most trash is burned. Assuming they vacuum it up and put it in the trash, the microplastic bit shouldn't be a problem, the the CO2 emission might.

Some glitter is still made from metal, which is potentially catastrophic if you get it in your eye.

So THATS why fish are so sparkly and shiny! Fabulous!