Thanks. Looks like something I need a Raspberry Pi to run? I'd like something that just works out of the box, zero building or fiddling with hardware.
As a bonus, there are also cases like this [2] available.
[1] https://thepihut.com/collections/raspberry-pi-kits-and-bundl...
[2] https://thepihut.com/collections/raspberry-pi-store/products...
After that you just have to transfer some game ROMs, set up your controller(s) and you should be good to go. Takes at most 20 minutes to get it all up and running the first time.
I'm currently on about 2 hours of trying to get it working (having given up several times.) And that wasn't even configuring any exotic emulators or controllers.