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I'm going to get my future wife to put headphones on her belly and play a 24/7 loop of the speech Jor-El gave superman from the movie.

Kid will come up a winner.

Absolutely. Superman didn't even grow up to be a total dick.

Wait.

Wasn't there... Oh right, http://superdickery.com/

In other news, you'd be surprised what supermanisadick.com points to.