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They should have went with Water Bears. It can survive even in space. Plus they sound cute (but look scary).

We have a conference room named Tardigrade.

But any of those are infinitely better than naming something after a letter of the alphabet. That would be a crazy idea, wouldn't it?

(Sorry to all the users of 'R' and 'C' and 'S' and ...) :(