So that's the bigger issue. Windows Subsystem for Linux starts to make a difference, and I just don't have time to fight Linux.
I know people are going to say "Linux is great now! You just have to do these 3 things to get Wayland working with the thingamabob" and at that point, I'd be perfectly happy with a hackintosh if it means I have to fiddle. But I don't have time to fiddle.