Someone should create a fork with work-safe name. CockroachDB brings connotation of cockroaches, who are known by eating almost everything and living almost everywhere.
can you imagine 20 years ago someone complaining that google wasn't safe for work because it had a silly name?
newsflash dummy: stop saying/thinking/repeating stupid things like this and it'll stop being the case that everyone is so conservative that silly names are inadmissible.
Why limit the adoption for no good reason by choosing a weird name intentionally?
Good attributes for a DB though?