Offer HN: Set up tracking / Optimizing on your site

So, I'd like to join the trend. My offers a little different though, and I'm not really expecting many replies. I've got a small amount of experience with sites like Optimizely, KISSMetrics, VisualWebsiteOptimizer, etc, but I've done quite a bit of reading on it.

I'd love to set them all up on your site, track it all with KISSMetrics, and just enhance my skills and get some great real world experience.

Offers open for some free help :-)