Bitcoin can be valued based on... ???
All we knew was that a lot of people were very excited about it for pretty irrational reasons. That's a lot like how a lot of people are very excited about cryptocurrency for pretty irrational reasons.
I understood most of those words individually, but the combination was a complete bafflement.
And that, in a nutshell, is a big problem for Bitcoin. I understand cash - it has value because the government says it has value and it's directly exchangeable for something that I can relate to that value (say, a huge bag of bubblegum). But how do you explain an ICO and it's value to someone, without an actual, physical object being present?
On the surface, it sounds like something virtual being exchanged for something else virtual which may or may not lead to some other virtual thing, but at no time is anything physical, representing concrete value, present.
In re the bubblegum example - when I was young, my grandfather handed my cousin and I a dollar to buy some gum, expecting we buy a piece or two and hand him the change. You can figure out the rest, I think. He was kinda pissed off.