Ten reasons not to use a statically typed functional programming language

Ok, I stopped reading this when I saw him say "Like most programmers, I’m naturally conservative and I dislike learning new things. That’s why I picked a career in IT."

Is he kidding? I guess if you know it all you don't need to learn anything new in IT. I for one don't know it all and have been in the industry for 40+ years, it has been a constant state of learning.